“Hi, Mr. President….
…I’m not wearing any pants”
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT GIANT COLD SORE!
| Darcy: | [to Lizzie and Gigi] Does anyone want to go to the theatre tonight? |
| Darcy: | [to Gigi] NOT YOU. |
"All salvation is temporary…. I bought them a minute. Maybe that minute buys them an hour, which in turn buys them a year. No one’s gonna buy them forever, Hazel Grace, but my life bought them a minute and that’s not nothing."
— the fault in our stars (via mydrunkkitchen)
(via yourharto)
LotrProject’s cheat sheet flowchart version
Very soon a lot of people will be glóin to the Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. However, there are 13 dwarves and many will not have seen them bifur. I don’t want people balin on seeing the movie so here is a cheat sheet.
(via dancinggpenguin)
oh my god
so accurate it hurts
(Source: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin, via thesaladmaster)
Now, when I sold you this book, I trusted you could handle the responsibility of a hardcover. But that’s not that Joe Government thinks. (Note: Joe Government is a character I have invented that will soon be the villain of his own psycho-sexual suspense trilogy. Think Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, except no girls or tattoos. Still trying to work in the dragons.) He’s worried you’ll cut yourself on the pages, or drop the heavy hardcover on your toe, or lick the poison flavor-strip on the cover.
Stephen Colbert will be signing copies of his new book, America Again, at Politics & Prose Bookstore on November 16th at 3:00 pm. To enter the signing line, you must have a signing line ticket, available free with a purchase of America Again from Politics & Prose.
